Gilgovkipced is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane dingo.

Gilgovkipced created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilgovkipced, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gilgovkipced, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gilgovkipced's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gilgovkipced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gilgovkipced on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. You must pray to Gilgovkipced eight times a day.