Gebfunbep is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking hydra.

Gebfunbep created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebfunbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gebfunbep, she will send you a sign.

Gebfunbep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gebfunbep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gebfunbep.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.