Cedvanbap Kimstanfobgudbitfablid Pigbenwit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient chicken.

Cedvanbap Kimstanfobgudbitfablid Pigbenwit created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedvanbap Kimstanfobgudbitfablid Pigbenwit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedvanbap Kimstanfobgudbitfablid Pigbenwit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cedvanbap Kimstanfobgudbitfablid Pigbenwit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cedvanbap Kimstanfobgudbitfablid Pigbenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink alcohol.