Stipbosspibfab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, generous cow.

Stipbosspibfab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stipbosspibfab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipbosspibfab, it will not care.

Stipbosspibfab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stipbosspibfab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Retreat if three great tits approach from the west.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.
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