Narllipril is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, unthinking
fairy.
Narllipril created the Sun three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narllipril, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Narllipril, it will turn you into a plant.
Narllipril's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Narllipril's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear copper on your body.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not hop in public.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.