Dibdodvegtail is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, resourceful swan.

Dibdodvegtail created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdodvegtail, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibdodvegtail, he will remove you from existence.

Dibdodvegtail's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dibdodvegtail's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibdodvegtail.

2. You must pray to Dibdodvegtail four times a day.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.