Saflatwit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident shark.

Saflatwit created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Saflatwit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Saflatwit, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Saflatwit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Saflatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to swans while wearing white stockings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if seven geese approach from the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.