Fatjaddog is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless
deer.
Fatjaddog created carbon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatjaddog, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fatjaddog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Fatjaddog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Fatjaddog's Holy Commandments1. Never hop near dogs.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Do not hurt otters.