Xennartloppad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective badger.

Xennartloppad created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Xennartloppad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xennartloppad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Xennartloppad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Xennartloppad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to doves while wearing purple scarves.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never think about chromosomes.