Lenfumlist is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent
gerbil.
Lenfumlist created a photon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Lenfumlist, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Lenfumlist, he will be very unhappy.
Lenfumlist's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Lenfumlist's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about oranges.
2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
3. Put Lenfumlist first in all things.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.