Lenfumlist is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent gerbil.

Lenfumlist created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lenfumlist, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenfumlist, he will be very unhappy.

Lenfumlist's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Lenfumlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Put Lenfumlist first in all things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.