Stigbossjon is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful
butterfly.
Stigbossjon created Africa two years ago.
If you believe in
Stigbossjon, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Stigbossjon, he will be very unhappy.
Stigbossjon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Stigbossjon's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never wear mauve shorts.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.
5. You must never eat cherries.