Stigbossjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful butterfly.

Stigbossjon created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Stigbossjon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stigbossjon, he will be very unhappy.

Stigbossjon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Stigbossjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear mauve shorts.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. You must never eat cherries.