Dibbotnuttdabziggum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing salamander.

Dibbotnuttdabziggum created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbotnuttdabziggum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dibbotnuttdabziggum, he will turn you into a slug.

Dibbotnuttdabziggum's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dibbotnuttdabziggum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Dibbotnuttdabziggum on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about dark matter near goats while wearing green scarves and balancing five lead spheres on your head.