Honrullmad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident gorilla.

Honrullmad created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honrullmad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Honrullmad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Honrullmad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Honrullmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.