Dissyatyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody guinea pig.

Dissyatyarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissyatyarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissyatyarl, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissyatyarl's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dissyatyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.