Hangartag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthinking cow.

Hangartag created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Hangartag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hangartag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hangartag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hangartag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Hangartag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your feet.