Pagtonfad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able slug.

Pagtonfad created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagtonfad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagtonfad, he will turn you into a snail.

Pagtonfad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pagtonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Pagtonfad loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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