Vadgudfom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart lion.

Vadgudfom created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Vadgudfom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vadgudfom, it will make you grow a tail.

Vadgudfom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vadgudfom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed figs to dogs while wearing violet rings.