Popwappin is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, duplicitous
cat.
Popwappin created Asia nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Popwappin, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Popwappin, it will be mildly annoyed.
Popwappin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Popwappin's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not eat onions.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never think about nebulae.