Kamlagmilbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, contented sheep.

Kamlagmilbud created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamlagmilbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kamlagmilbud, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kamlagmilbud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kamlagmilbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Kamlagmilbud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.