Sabmumquamkikstipleg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet bear.

Sabmumquamkikstipleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sabmumquamkikstipleg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabmumquamkikstipleg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sabmumquamkikstipleg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sabmumquamkikstipleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sabmumquamkikstipleg's name in vain.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Retreat if six mice approach from the south.