Boghamdavdodmipgof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful bat.

Boghamdavdodmipgof created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boghamdavdodmipgof, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Boghamdavdodmipgof, it will have a low opinion of you.

Boghamdavdodmipgof's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Boghamdavdodmipgof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four porpoises approach from the north.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Boghamdavdodmipgof.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.