Tigjankon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous crane.

Tigjankon created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjankon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tigjankon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tigjankon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tigjankon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Tigjankon loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Tigjankon's name in vain.

5. Run away if four snakes approach from the south.