Fomwaddim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident grasshopper.

Fomwaddim created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fomwaddim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fomwaddim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fomwaddim's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fomwaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Fomwaddim loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.