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He takes the form of a fat, dishonourable toad.

Vogbestbetfad created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbestbetfad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vogbestbetfad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vogbestbetfad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vogbestbetfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must love Vogbestbetfad.

3. Worship no other gods but Vogbestbetfad.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.