Bophivsit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident guinea pig.

Bophivsit created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bophivsit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bophivsit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bophivsit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bophivsit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snails approach from the east.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to tortoises while wearing blue jumpers.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never talk about dark matter.