Karomtstip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented seal.

Karomtstip created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Karomtstip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karomtstip, he will be very sad.

Karomtstip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Karomtstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karomtstip.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Never look in ponds.