Monmitget is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent squid.

Monmitget created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monmitget, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Monmitget, he will turn you into a mouse.

Monmitget's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Monmitget's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.