Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain frog.

Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg's Holy Commandments

1. Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Gepbodyam Loghatbedbendavnillin Hingodrowneg loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.