Nilratkenfot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody guinea pig.

Nilratkenfot created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilratkenfot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilratkenfot, it will strike you with lightening.

Nilratkenfot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nilratkenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not take Nilratkenfot's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Nilratkenfot.

5. Pray towards the east.