Logdudlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful bear.

Logdudlarg created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logdudlarg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Logdudlarg, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Logdudlarg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Logdudlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never bounce in the presence of otters.