Donsasloopgil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent ferret.

Donsasloopgil created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Donsasloopgil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Donsasloopgil, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Donsasloopgil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Donsasloopgil's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four goats approach from the south.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Donsasloopgil loves otters, so they must be honoured.