Bumzakran is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient centipede.

Bumzakran created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumzakran, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bumzakran, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bumzakran's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bumzakran's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bumzakran.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.