Bogwabdut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, charitable bee.

Bogwabdut created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwabdut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogwabdut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bogwabdut's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bogwabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing white corsets.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear indigo hats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.