Fodcitbim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless scorpion.

Fodcitbim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcitbim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodcitbim, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fodcitbim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fodcitbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.