Cedyargid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy mongoose.

Cedyargid created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedyargid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cedyargid, she will strike you with lightening.

Cedyargid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cedyargid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if three seals approach from the east.

5. Never go into red rooms.