Ratsag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered wombat.

Ratsag created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Ratsag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ratsag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ratsag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ratsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Never talk about gulls.