Fabcanfig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unfair tortoise.

Fabcanfig created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabcanfig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabcanfig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fabcanfig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fabcanfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Fabcanfig.