Cusstafarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient hydra.

Cusstafarp created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusstafarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cusstafarp, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cusstafarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cusstafarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.