Armrullhud is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise
crane.
Armrullhud created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Armrullhud, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Armrullhud, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Armrullhud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Armrullhud's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your arms violet.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armrullhud.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.