Bamjabcab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured guinea pig.

Bamjabcab created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamjabcab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bamjabcab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bamjabcab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bamjabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Do not shave your arms.