Narlbissxemnell Talvendamhan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable jackal.

Narlbissxemnell Talvendamhan created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbissxemnell Talvendamhan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlbissxemnell Talvendamhan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Narlbissxemnell Talvendamhan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Narlbissxemnell Talvendamhan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never jump near hamsters.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.