Xucdosspib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid yak.

Xucdosspib created dark energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucdosspib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucdosspib, she will throw large rocks at you.

Xucdosspib's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Xucdosspib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the east.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always obey Xucdosspib's priests.