Dinmitfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient squirrel.

Dinmitfad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmitfad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dinmitfad, it will turn you into a plant.

Dinmitfad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dinmitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Dinmitfad loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must pray to Dinmitfad five times a day.