Stafmabhivcapdisscat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, calm fairy.

Stafmabhivcapdisscat created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafmabhivcapdisscat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stafmabhivcapdisscat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stafmabhivcapdisscat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stafmabhivcapdisscat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed cucumbers to ducks while wearing coats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.