Gigrowmitwiggatbass is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring crow.

Gigrowmitwiggatbass created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigrowmitwiggatbass, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gigrowmitwiggatbass, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gigrowmitwiggatbass' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gigrowmitwiggatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.