Xuckgepjab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic crane.

Xuckgepjab created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgepjab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xuckgepjab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Xuckgepjab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Xuckgepjab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.