Fobmislarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise lion.

Fobmislarg created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobmislarg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobmislarg, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fobmislarg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fobmislarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fobmislarg loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.