Fotkoming is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty scorpion.

Fotkoming created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotkoming, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fotkoming, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fotkoming's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fotkoming's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fotkoming in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fotkoming in the centre of the settlement.