Fetbedafnilsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented donkey.

Fetbedafnilsan created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fetbedafnilsan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fetbedafnilsan, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fetbedafnilsan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fetbedafnilsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not take Fetbedafnilsan's name in vain.

3. Run away if seven whales approach from the east.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not skip in public.