Neglentenqueegarmtinhad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sage dingo.

Neglentenqueegarmtinhad created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neglentenqueegarmtinhad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Neglentenqueegarmtinhad, she will turn you into a dog.

Neglentenqueegarmtinhad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Neglentenqueegarmtinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest pink.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Neglentenqueegarmtinhad loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.